I am here to help
“Chero uchingonzi munhu rume, hazviite kuti urarame usina kumbonetsekana nenyaya iyi, nokuti hapana munhu anogutsikana nezvaari. Naizvozvo, basa rangu riripo pakubatsira tose kuti tigutsikane”
As long as you are a man, it’s impossible to have lived without worrying about this issue, because no one is ever satisfied. My purpose is to help us all find satisfaction.
In late 2018, we had a unique gentleman visit the clinic. He introduced himself as Sekuru Tsiga*, adding that he had travelled all the way from Guruve just to see us. Interestingly, he had not come to get treatment, but merely to learn more about us. Without a doubt, we were honoured by this gesture, and sowe gave Sekuru a brief tour of our facility, before sitting downfor a chat.We told him aboutour services, and he seemed quite pleased. However, Sekuru turned to the subject of penis enlargement, which is very dear to him, because you see, Sekuru told us that he was well known back home for this. His visit came at a time when we had been seeing fliers around town offering this service. Different imported tablets were on offer, people were selling powders, herbs, teas and creams, all for penis enlargement. The hallmark of how outrageous this has become, was a flier written “penis enlargement whilst you wait”.By now you can surely understand why it was particularly interesting to receive a visit from one such service provider, especially one who prepared the treatment by himself.Consequently, wearranged to visit Sekuru Tsiga at his home in Guruve, which we did in the first week of this year. Our arrival at Sekuru’s homestead was particularly grand, as we were received by ululations from his threewife and several children. Sekuru’s homestead was wellmanicured as compared to the other homes we had seen on our way there; a sign that he was not struggling in any way. After a very tasty meal of sadza and “roadrunner” chicken, we sat under the shade.Sekuru began telling us howhelearnt the power of different plants from his late father. Adding that he has been using herbs and plants to treat his family,and at a time, he even assisted members of the community. However, with changing times, people prefer to go to the local clinicsfor help as they heal faster. However, one thing that the clinics haven’t begun to offer is penis enlargement, boosting of stamina, and dealing with issues such as erectile dysfunction. This is why he chose to focus on that, and soon he had a name for himself in the community as people came from as far as Mozambique just toget help. He seemed to feel that every man is born inadequate and that we need these herbs and plants to make us whole. (We do not agree with this theory)This is why he decided to pay us a visit, in order to see whether we couldmatch up to his abilities.Sekuru then took us on a short walk into a nearby veld where he showed us some of the plants he uses,but not all of them. You can understand how we had several questionsquestions to ask Sekuru. Oneof them being,”how long does it take for one to see changes, and how manycentimetres of length and girth can one expect”.Confident as he was, Sekuru told us that it takes between one to two weeksfor one to be satisfied. He also added that he can do whatever the customer wants in terms of centimetres and shape. At this juncture, not only was the narrative raising some red flags, but it had introduced a new dynamic,namely; shape. You see, the issue of penis shape,has found itself in the same conversation as penis size amongstsome of the insecurities shared by men. Now here was Sekuru Tsiga offering a supposed remedy to both these problem. We knew there and then that our journey could not end here. We needed to know more about the creams,teas,pills andherbs sold back in Harare in order to adequately address thisproblem.Webade Sekuru Tsiga farewell and beganour journey back. The trip to Guruve marks only the first part of our feature on penis enlargement. Next week, we will be looking at other treatments forthis issue, and in the last week of January, wewill give a fullexposition of our findings, as well as our medical opinion on this. Itis our hope that this feature will inform, and empower men over their insecurities, and above all; provide reliable medical solutions
